….on some other blog. I can’t believe you actually fell for this shit. If someone at Sub Pop leaked this record so far in advance, you’re an idiotic mugwump. If you’re in the band and you leaked the record, you’re a smart cookie and I’m buying you a beer next time you’re in town (which will happen anyways, Marty do you still read my blog?). If you’re some asshole who stole a copy from the mastering lab and put it out in the world, I hope they bury you under a pile of snickerdoodles a mile high. If you’re someone who Googled and ended up coming to my blog looking to download it, I probably don’t want your business. If you’re a music blogger who tells people not to post it and then posts stuff from other unreleased records on your blog, please shut the hell up because nobody takes you seriously except you.

If you want to join Bloggers Against Posting The Shins Record Three Months Ahead Of Release Web Circle, simply post a new entry to your blog entitled, “Download The Shins Full Album “Wincing The Night Away” MP3!”