If you haven’t already heard about Spank Rock, I’m sorry. Spank Rock is the illest, freshest, sickest, dopest, fantasticest thing to come out of the Bmore/Phillyverse in a hot hot minute. YoYoYoYoYo is one of the freshest hip-hop albums of the century, destroying all notions of current hip-hop standards and completely resetting them with mind-blowing electronic beats and rhymes. The singles “Rick Rubin” and “Backyard Betty” have been killing dancefloors worldwide, bringing the Spank Rock message to the world.
Prepared to continue serving suckers worldwide with something new to rock past the bus stop, Spank Rock is coming at you with the already hard-to-get-your-hands-on Couche-Tard, an over-the-top punch drunk symphony of styles, initiating memories of unmade beds, Cristal corks, and fat booties in tight thongs slipping and sliding in hot tubs to jams that even the most on-point record diggers can’t revoke. One listen to this mixtape and you’ll feel like you took too many red pills, blue pills, and bottles that said “Drink Me” before hopping into your drop-top ’57 Chevy on your way to the sock hop with Ms. Pac-Man. If there was any question as to whether musical satisfaction could be served through smart mash-ups and high-top fades, Couche-Tard gives out the only answer you need. This is guaranteed to turn your fucking party out 100% of the time.
Listen To Track Two from Spank Rock’s Couche-Tard Mixtape
Couche-Tard Is Available Exclusively From Turntable Lab by clicking here, but it sells out as fast as it comes in because it’s so damned fresh.
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[...] Emergency eventually went bankrupt or lost their distribution deal (depending on whom you ask), but the song “I’m Ready” has been consistently infecting groove-seekers over the past 26 years. The way the production builds and drops out is a blueprint for hip-hop, house, funk, and so many other genres. To call it a groundbreaking record would never do it justice. The basslines and breaks on this track alone were responsible for countless caterpillars, moonwalks, emcee battles, remixes, and limitless inspiration to two generations of b-boys and b-girls — including an appearance on Spank Rock’s Couche-tard mixtape this year. [...]